We miss you... Drummer wanted!

We're sooooo fed up with having to rely on this overly well-programmed synth drummer for quite some time now. He's the kind of guy you can't have a beer with, spend all night philosophizing about songwriting, or even get tipsy and talk politics with. Furthermore, this so-called digital drummer has no sense of humor, is talentless, and inflexible when it comes to encores and live shows. So, we're looking for you (f/m/d) to play drums. We work on our songs in our rehearsal apartment and studio, are currently planning a tour for 2026, and are pretty well connected and creative when it comes to videos and promos. So, if you have the time, a passion for punk & band anarchy and studio work, and are against sexism, fascism, racism, homophobia, anti-Semitism and for tolerance and diversity, you've come to the right place. We thought long and hard about what to call our sub-subgenre, and because we don't want to pessimistically throw everything in the trash despite the fever dream of current reality, we've classified ourselves as the world's first hopepunk band. Very important: Our band dogs Dino & Hugo are always with us in our studio lounge during rehearsals – so you definitely shouldn't be afraid. The previous drummers obviously got along quite well with them. 🫢 It goes without saying that you should also have a tireless, passionate hunger for pizza. A quick heads-up: Unfortunately, we're notorious pizza junkies and there's no way we'll be able to stop. We look forward to your message and your visit. 🙂 And no false vanity, we only make punk with three or four chords, we believe in you and your beat. 🙂 And if you're reading this for personal amusement and know someone who knows someone... spread the word! 🫰🏽✊🏾🙂