Drummer (m/f/d) wanted: Do you have enough oomph for us?

Drummer (m/f/d) wanted: Do you have enough oomph for us? Hey, dear metal community! We, a heavy metal band from Bremen (we'll name your name if you blow us away with your talent), are looking for the missing timekeeper for our acoustic wrecking ball! Do you love fast double bass, blistering snares, and have more groove than a steamroller on steroids? Do your neighbors hate you because you still play air drums to Metallica in the middle of the night? Perfect, because then you might be our new drum god! We're not just fresh out of the gate and have already torn down a few stage boards – and emptied a bottle or two of mead. We take our music seriously, but not ourselves too seriously. In other words: We'll give you a real treat, but also plenty of laughs and a relaxed rehearsal room atmosphere. A beer (or two) is, of course, part of the package! What we offer: A bunch of friendly, chaotic people, all of whom are completely crazy (in a good way!). Regular rehearsals where we play until our fingers are sore and jam until our ears bleed. The opportunity to contribute your own ideas and help shape our sound. Awesome gigs where we let loose together and get the crowd moshing. The priceless glory of being part of a legendary heavy metal band (or at least on the way there!). What you should bring: A passion for heavy metal (and everything loud and heavy). Solid drumming skills – you should know what you're doing and be able to demonstrate it. Reliability – punctuality is no stranger to you (except for the payroll, which we don't have... yet!). Humor – self-irony is a must! Rehearsal room aptitude – you can tolerate the occasional off-key note or stupid remark. Ideally, your own equipment. Don't worry, we're not expecting Neil Peart or Mike Portnoy, but you should know where the hammer hangs. If you're up for rocking the world (or at least the nearest bar) with us, then drop us a line! Tell us a bit about yourself, what you do, and why you should be our new drummer. It's best to send us some audio samples or videos—we're excited! We look forward to hearing from you and maybe tearing the place up with you soon! Keep it heavy! The guys from [Band name, as soon as we have one that blows you away!] ???? CALL US! 11!! 0173 728 18 82