Criminal Calamari Solo artist

Hi, before I write endless texts here, just the most important things in brief, the rest then I'd be happy to answer in person. YOU - ideally play two or more instruments (but one is fine too) - can also play 6/8ths, 7/8ths, etc. - have a good sense of rhythm and play your instrument emphatically and percussively - are men and over 40 - really want to make music and not sit in the rehearsal room to drink or smoke weed - can play dynamically, even quietly... - want to be friends with your fellow musicians and have fun and don't see earning money as your motivation - would like to get on stage and not waste away in the rehearsal room forever - also have TIME for this project (at least once a week) - are into the genres fusion, jazz rock, funk, etc. - can improvise and don't need sheet music - are relaxed and a "loose guy" with a good sense of humor - can come to Essen to rehearse or have a rehearsal room within a 40km radius... then feel free to contact me...